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Darlo Debs 12:03 Fri Sep 7
is there anyone on here proficient in sign language?

...as in BSL not the signs you make at refs and other drivers.

Eastside surge 9:42 Fri Sep 7
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Played golf behind a deaf golf society last month and still shouted “ fore “ when my ball strayed towards them a couple of times bit pointless really they never even looked up !

roltrader 6:30 Fri Sep 7
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(nt)

gph 4:34 Fri Sep 7
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No wonder everyone in the public eye puts their hand over their mouth in case something inappropriate slips out, that can be spotted from a quarter of a mile away.

eusebiovic 4:33 Fri Sep 7
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Is it true that Jamie Vardy had to wear a tag for kicking the crap out of somebody on a night out who took the piss out one of his best mates from school who was a bit deaf?

Northern Sold 3:46 Fri Sep 7
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My MATE is... his older bruv' is mutt'n'jeff.... he's also a brilliant lip reader which comes in right in use when he's on our quiz team...

medwayhammer1 1:44 Fri Sep 7
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Yeah me, im a qualified communicator for the Deaf and did it for a job, although I dont really use it much these days. Oh I have heard all the jokes etc, before you cunts start :-)

gph 12:14 Fri Sep 7
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defjam - you've spent so much time with Americans that you've lost a finger...

boltkunt 12:07 Fri Sep 7
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HAHAHA yes dj son!

defjam 11:59 Fri Sep 7
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only1billybonds 10:33 Fri Sep 7
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My ex mrs did sign language up to a point. The fully qualified types earn a fortune at seminars,political conferences etc.

PwoperNaughtyButNot 2:56 Fri Sep 7
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eusebiovic 1:41 Fri Sep 7
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There was a British surrealist painter called Roland Penrose who back in the 1930's submitted a painting to the open summer exhibition at The Royal Academy in Piccadilly.

In the aforementioned painting in very small font the word "arse" was written in the bottom left hand corner of the canvas.

The management rejected the painting on grounds of indecency. Miffed at being rejected despite being considered an artist of notable reputation at the time Penrose then submitted a strange surreal-like painting of a series of contorted hands in mid air over a landscape which was accepted for display.

It was only much later when the exhibition was nearing the end of it's run that a visitor pointed out to the management that the hand gestures spelt out the word "cunts" in sign language...

Westham67 1:36 Fri Sep 7
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There is one on BBC 4 , why are they not in a box in the corner of the screen rather than occupying 40% of the screen. When I am watching on my PC I place a book over them to prevent any arm flapping distraction

lowermarshhammer 1:07 Fri Sep 7
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Years ago I walked into a pub in Waterloo, there were at least 200 deaf people in there. Arms and hands flaying about everywhere, all shouting incoherent gibberish at each other for the benefit of the lip readers.

Noisy deaf cunts. Not a chance of a quiet pint when they are about.

Dicko75 12:59 Fri Sep 7
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E12Hammer 12:40 Fri Sep 7
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*does wanker sign*

*exits thread*

gph 12:36 Fri Sep 7
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Deaf Americans and deaf Britons are two peoples separated by different languages...